dankmemesreasonforliving:

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abandoned-as-mustard:
“ dreamers-queen:
“ boh-forse-mah:
“ yveinthesky:
“ earthgirl2788:
“ neveratrest:
“ gallusrostromegalus:
“ allthingshyper:
“ gallusrostromegalus:
“ soup-that-is-2-hot:
“ everything-is-stickers:
“ brummbart:
“Wasserspeier am...

abandoned-as-mustard:

dreamers-queen:

boh-forse-mah:

yveinthesky:

earthgirl2788:

neveratrest:

gallusrostromegalus:

allthingshyper:

gallusrostromegalus:

soup-that-is-2-hot:

everything-is-stickers:

brummbart:

Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

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WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

That’s gussy babe

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think. 

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars 

*standing ovation*

:)

Spite is the greatest muse

humans don’t change

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getnerdywithme:
“ mysharona1987:
“ Oh my God. This is exactly what it sounds like, tho.
All that is missing is the outer space background, big yellow letters and ‘A long, long time ago,in a galaxy far, far away…’
” ”

getnerdywithme:

mysharona1987:

Oh my God. This is exactly what it sounds like, tho.

All that is missing is the outer space background, big yellow letters and ‘A long, long time ago,in a galaxy far, far away…’ 

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your-url-is-problematic:

churchyardgrim:

“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit of your emotional range for reacting to this shit”

via @deadmomjokes

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earthshaker1217:

obama-stolemy-vcr:

mremaknu:

licensetomurse:

greek-god-of-hair:

feminismfuckyeah:

The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous

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Assume I’m dead and rotting when this isn’t reblogged from my dash.

Update from April 2017: Source: CNN Money, http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/05/news/us-womens-soccer-equal-pay/index.html “The U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team is getting a raise, bigger bonuses and the same per diems as the men. The women’s team announced Wednesday that it had struck a new labor deal with U.S. Soccer, the sport’s governing body. For months, the women have said that their pay and treatment is unequal to the men’s team. The women will also get better hotel and travel accommodations and will be reimbursed for the years when their per diems were less than those of the men.” Finally some good news for the USWNT!

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Originally posted by sugarfile

Reblogging with the bit that gives the outrage some closure.

👍👍👍

Yaayyy

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vertiga:

vampiregirl2345:

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

Beekeeper here! Just wanted to say that the fact that vegans won’t eat honey is very silly. Harvesting honey does not hurt bees. The invention of modern moveable-frame hives means we can remove a selected frame, extract the honey and return it without killing a single bee.

If we destroyed the colony to harvest honey there would be no bees for next year, and beekeepers are incredibly careful to keep their bees healthy and thriving. We take *excess* honey that they don’t need, and it stops the hive from becoming honey-bound, meaning that there’s so much honey the Queen has nowhere to lay eggs. And if the winter is harsher than expected and the remaining honey store runs low, we feed the bees plenty to make sure they survive. We also make sure that pests are controlled, bees are treated for disease, and the hive is weatherproof and in good repair, all things that wild bees struggle with.

Keeping bees in properly managed hives where they don’t starve or die from preventable disease is much better for them than being left to fend for themselves, and they’re far too important to be left alone.

All the fruits and vegetables that vegans *do* eat couldn’t exist without bees, and the hives which pollinate those crops also produce excess honey which the beekeepers can sell to help keep themselves and their hives going.

TLDR: BUY THE HONEY, HELP THE BEES.

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hidinginthehinterlands:

Anyone else having an “OH SHIT i havent been drawing/writing enough and I am in no way prepared for The Dread Wold Rises and I’m going to practice eveyday until I don’t!!!!” moment?

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ironic-discordia:
“sneakilyadragon:
“This came to me a lot of time ago, in one play through of origins in which Zevran got caught is practically every single bear trap ever. Rowan carries him back to camp.
you probably can’t tell but since i hate...

ironic-discordia:

sneakilyadragon:

This came to me a lot of time ago, in one play through of origins in which Zevran got caught is practically every single bear trap ever. Rowan carries him back to camp.

you probably can’t tell but since i hate origins armor so much, i used one of Kassandra’s sets (the pirate one…) for zev.

@bathtubbuccaneer

gemike:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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(Source: she-a-mystic, via jacobtheloofah)

Putting these up for anyone who needs them today.

beesmygod:

heavyweightheart:

anna-mator:

robotsandfrippary:

heysawbones:

swampseer:

kithnkin:

omgthatdress:

superopinionated:

omgthatdress:

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Toxic Parents: Overcoming Their Hurtful Legacy and Reclaiming Your Life by Susan Forward

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Why Does he DO That: Inside The Minds of Angry and Controlling Men by Lundy Bancroft

Cannot recommend WDHDT highly enough. I’ve found it helpful not just for romantic relationships, but also for growing up w a “unexplainable/uncontrollable” dad.

IT HAS ALSO BEEN REALLY HELPFUL FOR UNDERSTANDING ONLINE MOB HARASSMENT.

So if you’ve ever been bombarded w threats to be raped/killed, (so…if you’re a minority and you’ve been on the Internet for a while), this book might be useful for getting clarity around the whole entitled, abusive mindset that drives certain kinds of people to behave that way. And by “getting clarity”, I mean (for me) being able to go “oh, that’s what’s happening” and not really feel scared anymore. Or angry, or drawn out into it, or anything.

And if you’re still standing around going “but how does something like GamerGate happen?” or “but why do men hit their wives?” or whatever – please read that book and learn something.

^^^^ truth WDHDT is fantastic at cutting down MRA bullshit and calling it what it really is

Also recommending

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Please consider reading these. WDHDT is really, really helpful. And I know some of you are struggling with abusive relationships, friendships, families, etc. You’re not alone. There is help.

Yo. This family holiday, please, please take care of yourself. You aren’t there to be anybody else’s cushion.

Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents: How to Heal from Distant, Rejecting, or Self-Involved Parents

Reading any of these books does not mean you don’t love your parents or family.  It’s just self care for helping you cope and not repeat the behaviors. 

A gentle reminder that I have Toxic Parents as a FREE PDF if you would like to download it and read it on your own. Take care of yourselves.

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All the books in this thread are great; adding this one because it was the most helpful to me. Free pdf here

toxic parents is the book i checked out from the library last january that REALLY SINCERELY helped kickstart my road to recovery. even if you are not a victim of abuse, they are invaluable reasources, but help pass them around so people who have been abused can have access to material that actually, genuinely, sees them and provides them with concrete help

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youdidloveitso:

michelleengardt:

liukka:

svelfe:

This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.

The kid and her lawyer were about the only humans there. For fucks sake, they’re kids.

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HERE’S THE LINK TO SUPPORT HER WORK

HERE’S THE LINK TO SUPPORT HER WORK

(Source: svelfe-enter-the-svelfe-verse, via shannonigans98)

renniequeer:

renniequeer:

My dad: “So if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?”

Me: “Mom’s just been calling me her kid or her child.”

My dad: “I shall call you…my Eldest Spawn.”

I feel like it’s worth noting that he was wearing a Cthulu t-shirt when this happened.

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

beowulfs-booty-call:

surprisebitch:

when you need to be at comic con by 5 but voting polls close at 4

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In the name of the moon

I’ll vote you out!

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(Source: surprisebitch, via westleyjackson)

nitashinori:

missster-anderson:

forgamers:

Russian exorcisms be like

This bitch haunted… YEET

From what i could roughly understand:

[no idea sorry]
*GASP*
*exhale*
“In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”

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